내 음란한 조카는 나이 든 자지를 맛보고 싶었고, 나는 그녀에게 내 것을 제안했다.

MY NIECE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS TIRED OF PICKING UP MEN WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX, AND THAT SHE WANTED SOMEONE EXPERIENCED TO KILL HER DESIRES. LIKE A GOOD UNCLE THAT I AM, I OFFERED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER.